Top Ten Signs You Could Be an Internet Junkie

10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

9. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

8. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

7. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

6. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

5.  You start using smileys in your snail mail.

4. You check your email. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

3. Your cat has its own home page.

2. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

And, the number one sign you could be an Internet Junkie is.....

1. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

Top Ten Signs You Could Be an Internet Junkie